After burying hundreds of mangled, broken, bullet-ridden bodies thanks to wingnut Muslims, France is finally cracking down on expressions of Saudi Arabia inspired Wahhabism, including Sharia-supremacist clothing.
I think that’s a great idea.
No one cares about religious conceptions of modesty or piety – clothing like veils, burkas and the offensively ugly burkini are expressions of willingness to comply with Sharia law, and that is pure poison that must be eradicated from every corner of the West. France is absolutely correct in prohibiting burkinis and other Islamic dress items on the grounds of preventing the normalization of radical Islam. It’s not the garment that matters – it’s the ideology that inspires it. Political Islam is cancer, and it must be eradicated entirely from our cultures and confined to the Middle East, where radical Muslims are free to live by legal and social codes written in the 7th century.
I want to take a moment here to point out the extraordinary narcissism of women who don the ugly swimsuit, and any other Islamic garment designed to hide their bodies from the potent male gaze. These women sincerely believe they are capable of inspiring such lust, men will collapse into rape dogs at the sight of their ankles.
Ladies, please. You are mostly fat, middle-aged harridans no man is going to collapse in lust over. Most of these women could walk down the street or beach stark naked and the only feeling they are likely to inspire in anyone is nausea. How delusional do you have to be to think this is going to inspire sexual longing in anyone? Not just sexual longing – longing of such intensity that entire worlds will burn.
When you think about it, Islamic dress and Sharia law is really quite brilliant – the men who wrote these things down understood most women perfectly – women are shallow, vain, jealous, petty shrews. The fat old women get to wrap up their fat asses and insist, on the grounds of modesty, that young women do the same, and my, that reduces the competition, doesn’t it? Women well past their sell-by dates get to imagine themselves capable of inspiring the most profound desire in all men, while severely limiting young fertile women from doing the same. Islamic dress is the ultimate in petty, vindictive slut-shaming.
There is however, perhaps one good reason that burkinis are a good choice at the beach for women of Middle Eastern persuasion:
When your bikini line starts at your knees and ends at your armpits, perhaps containing that mass of sweaty, coarse fur under some solid lycra is a good idea? On the other hand, French police could hand out waxing strips or safety razors along with the fines for sartorial expressions of violence, terrorism and truly pathetic female narcissism.
The fish will probably be grateful, too.
Lots of love,