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The Slutty Selfies Mom is Right: sexually aggressive teenage girls posting provocative pictures on boy’s social media feeds need to be shut down before those girls make a mistake and blame it on someone else. Guess who that will be?

September 12, 2013 By Janet Bloomfield (aka JudgyBitch) 41 Comments

The Slutty Selfies Mom is Right:  sexually aggressive teenage girls posting provocative pictures on boy’s social media feeds need to be shut down before those girls make a mistake and blame it on someone else.  Guess who that will be?

Kimberley Hall has come under some fire recently for daring to inform girls who post pictures of themselves pouting and braless in their bedrooms on her sons’ Facebook wall that they WILL be blocked for those actions. We have teenage sons, and so naturally there are quite a few … [Read more...]

Filed Under: 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon Parenting, fucking hell Jezebel!, Sexism, Slut Shaming Tagged With: Christian mom gets bad rap for wanting to protect her boys from sexually suggestive girls, duck face, hot or not, Kimberley Hall, Modesty isn't sexism, myspace face, snog marry or avoid, the rise of the selfie (sounds like a wanking term), whats with all the narcissism cultivate inner peace bitches!, zoolander is to blame!

Ladies, are you short a little cash? Here’s a quick and easy way to beef up your bank account and it’s filled with LOL, too. Fun for everyone!

September 3, 2013 By Janet Bloomfield (aka JudgyBitch) 39 Comments

Ladies, are you short a little cash?  Here’s a quick and easy way to beef up your bank account and it’s filled with LOL, too.  Fun for everyone!

So, you’re a responsible girl, right?  A totally modern woman, down with premarital sex and physical pleasure and you know all the right moves when it comes to preventing pregnancy.  You’ve been on birth control for most of your adult life and you have Plan B in your medicine … [Read more...]

Filed Under: 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon Parenting, Abortion, abuse & scandal, Assholes, babies, Bitches, ethics Tagged With: birth control, buying fake positive tests, Courage My Love, Credit Cards are the devils delusional playthings, DNA tests, emergency contraception, how can any fucker say that men have it easy? so poverty war torture only apply to bitches eh?, If i felt installation could've gotten me into the MOMA I'd be bigger and richer than ass clench taxidermy hipster HIRST by now, Is this the best scam you can come up with? Dudes use a condom and take that spunk home, Men rule the world, Motherfuckers we are going to hell in a false pregnancy test basket, Need money? Sell your eggs Sell yourself Sell a dead babies details to someone to create a false identity, Plan B, positive pregnancy test, screaming children is poor man's music, sexual freedom, The Righteous Woman, Too bad manipulative cash hungry bitches can't use them brains to come up with better schemes THINK BIGGER LADIES go start a Coup d'etat or some shit, trapping men be feigning pregnancy is what lands you on the Geraldo Maury Polkins Jeremy Kyle Jerry Springer show you fucking fools LEARN SOME PROPER EMBEZZLING SKILLS BITCHES!!!, white collar crime, Whoa this financial scheme is shit Ladies need to learn some skills, why men don't trust women

Is Dear Prudence going through menopause? What a fucking cunt!

August 29, 2013 By Janet Bloomfield (aka JudgyBitch) 42 Comments

Is Dear Prudence going through menopause?  What a fucking cunt!

I have a weakness for Emily Yoffe who writes as Dear Prudence over at Slate, and I usually find something to disagree with in her “advice”, but she really takes the cake in today’s column!  Seems like Prudie has been hitting the haterade a little hard these … [Read more...]

Filed Under: 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon Parenting, Assholes, Da Slate, Dating Etiquette, Marriage, Prudence Tagged With: Be Loyal, being a parent means sacrifice so get with the fucking programme, but I am not the person you should be talking to., cock blocking by Prudence, Dear prudence, Emily Yoffe, haterade bitches number one drink to refresh all their evil nanofucking thoughts, He knew what he was getting into when he married me yeah I don't bring in an income but I bring in lots of love and joy and cook a mean rack of lamb, I'm an artist so I'm sensitive about my shit, It's shit to know dirty secrets about your man's best friend, I’m really sorry things didn’t work out, Know who your family is, lost time, Manipulative and sardonic? seriously oh yes please just string me along for years until my eggs dry out said no woman with balls ever, Sick of the Bachelor, Thank you for being such a great daddy, why women take so long in the shitter, you ain't missing nothing, you commit the crime you do the time bitch

General life advice

July 31, 2013 By Janet Bloomfield (aka JudgyBitch) 19 Comments

General life advice

Never, ever, ever decide to decorate 2000 cake pops with sanding sugar and sparkles and have a team that consists of two four year olds, an eight year old and an eleven year old. Holy fucking melted chocolate and sparkly sugar everywhere! And the super awesome good news? We … [Read more...]

Filed Under: 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon Parenting, Judgy Bitch, kids Tagged With: Cake pops, Mother Fucking Cake Pops

This mom is nuts! Peanut-free everything isn’t about the kids, it’s about the mom, trying to make EVERYONE else responsible for her kids. Go climb a tree, lady!

November 14, 2012 By Janet Bloomfield (aka JudgyBitch) 2 Comments

This mom is nuts!  Peanut-free everything isn’t about the kids, it’s about the mom, trying to make EVERYONE else responsible for her kids.  Go climb a tree, lady!

I robbed the Woods - The trusting Woods. The unsuspecting Trees Brought out their Burs and mosses My fantasy to please. I scanned their trinkets curious - I grasped - I bore away - What will the solemn Hemlock - What will the Oak tree say? - Emily Dickinson   Nut allergies are … [Read more...]

Filed Under: 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon Parenting, America, Assholes, Helicopter Parenting, Oak Trees Tagged With: Caution these nuts may contain nuts, Helicopter Parenting, Oak Trees, Peanut Allergies, People that need to get a serious fucking grip

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