I pulled this from a Twitter account @polNewsForever, but it’s too funny, and tragically true, not to share.
It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
We did this because our holy texts exhort us to do it.
No you didn’t.
Wait, what? Yes we did …
No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons
WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quarnic justification. This is jihad: a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemer and disbelievers.
No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.
Huh?!? Who are you to tell us we are not true Muslims?! Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest, most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.
Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.
What?! Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it.
Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.
Seriously. Stop taking credit for this. We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.
No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.
ALLAH ABOVE, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across!?
It’s kind of amusing, when you think about it, in a sick sort of way. Loser Muslims, whose culture has accomplished something between jack and shit for the last 5000 years, have finally worked up the tremendous courage to blow up little kids at pop sugar concerts.
Doesn’t that just ooze masculine mastery? You killed an eight year old girl.
Are you thinking of working your way up to full grown ladies? Because I’m right here, Mohammed. Do bring your courage and zealotry with you. You’ll need them, but you can forget about your 72 virgins. Losers who get killed by women don’t get any virgins.
Just an aside here, but why in the hell would you want 72 virgins anyways? Wouldn’t 72 of the most practiced and skilled whores be a lot more fun? 72 women who have no idea what they are doing? And this is preferred for what reason?
Rhetorical question. Muslim losers put as much thought into the afterlife as they do into the reality before them: pretty much none.
How about you take your dusty little pile of scriptures and your narcissistic women and crawl back into the back of whatever cave you have emerged from? Go back to the seventh century in the desert, where you belong. ISIS losers are the perfect match for Muslim women in hijabs. Those moronic women make me laugh. A glimpse of your ankle is going to make men collapse in lust? Bitch, please. You wish. And what is up with all the fat-assed ‘refugee’ women? What meals have you missed?
I’m tired of these psychos breeding like feral pigs in the countries we have built. It’s amusing to cast them in Monty Python sketches and mock the degeneracy and lunacy of the left, but for the parents who are now picking out coffins for the shredded bodies of their children, it’s not so funny.
Islam is alien to the West, and there is only one thing to do with dangerous aliens.
Nuke ‘em from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Lots of love,