I am giggling gleefully over the news that Milo Yiannapoulos, my favorite internet provocateur, has punked his various media enemies with a quarter million dollar book deal. I have to say my jaw nearly hit the ground when Hillary started reciting some of his headlines on the campaign trail – it was tough to believe anyone could be so foolish.
Watching that was thrilling at the same time! Let’s be honest – someone as fabulous and utterly unapologetic as Milo is going to be the biggest star the media has seen for a very long time, or he is gonna crash and burn in a way that will leave dead celebrities the universe over sighing in admiration from heaven.
I find Milo to be an incredibly attractive man and I have been thinking through the reasons for that, lately. He’s beautiful, obviously, but I can’t say that physical beauty has ever been terribly important to me. He’s extremely clever, by which I mean both intelligent and cunning. He has parlayed his media notoriety into a variety of highly monetizable ventures, and I can be nothing but impressed by that kind of acumen. I have failed utterly in that regard. I get all the abuse and none of the hookers and blow.
I love an entrepreneurial spirit! I have no idea what kind of fighting ability Milo has, but it would not surprise me in the least to know that he can easily hold his own. He handles weapons with familiarity and is strategic enough to never reveal his personal defense capabilities. A man not to be fucked with, or, in the alternative, a man to be fucked with very, very cautiously.
The rumor mill is currently running full tilt, making all sorts of claims about Milo and his drug habits / poor friend choices / attention seeking / spending habits / drinking / gambling / whoring etc. etc. etc. Milo is hardly the first break out star to be accused of all manner of wrong-doing by those with some questionable motivations for wanting to deflate a rising force.
I don’t know Milo personally, other than to appear on a livestream with him and to exchange a few courteous emails, and I have no interest in getting involved in any of the gossip gangs. But I am unapologetically delighted to see his book Dangerous available for pre-sale. I like this man, and I wish him all the very best in everything he does.
Obviously, I have no review to post, since the book is not yet available, but I have ordered my copy, and I hope you will, too. Even if you don’t particularly like Milo, or find him obnoxious rather than adorable, buying this book is an excellent way to flip the bird to publishers who have sucked up to the left for far too long.
Let’s get back to what sells, shall we?
The Dangerous Faggot is money waiting to happen. Yes, it’s an expensive book, as far as e-books go. Even that I admire. You audacious little fuck!
Then again, if you’re gonna be a whore, you might as well be an expensive one.
Just do it.
Lots of love,